The Dentist Daily Promotions, News & Jokes|
Hello, Dear Friends and Patients! Welcome to Advanced Dentistry!
Our specials from June 1st to August 31st 2015 as follows:
For Our New Patients:
Free exam and consultation and 20% OFF on any treatment.
15% OFF for any preventive or deep cleaning for kids or adults.
25% OFF Senior Citizens Discount.
25% OFF-professional in office teeth whitening. When you see results, you'll be simply amazed! We are using the best modern equipment and special gels to make your teeth look brilliant and do not have sensitivity problems after the procedure.
Free cleaning with any dental treatment over $250.
For Our Existing Patients:
25% Senior Citizens Discount.
10% OFF on feelings and root canals.
10% OFF on any cosmetic procedure, including professional in office teeth whitening, and as we promised when you see results, you'll be amazed how great your teeth look!
For all school students:
25% OFF for any preventive cleaning.
We also have different COUPONS available.
Now it's a joke time!
A guy and a girl met at a bar. They started getting along really well and they decide to go to the girl's place for a drink.
A few drinks later, the guy took off his shirt and washed his hands.
He then took off his socks and washed his hands.
The girl looked at him and said, "You must be a dentist!"
Flabbergasted, the guy responded, "Why yes. That's amazing. How did you determine that?"
The woman replied, "Easy... you keep washing your hands."
Well, one thing led to another, and they migrated to the bed. Things became more and more passionate and... (*snip*)
After their passionate deed was done the woman remarked, "You must be a GREAT dentist!"
The guy was very surprised, and said 'Yes! Yes! I sure am a great dentist... You amaze me! And how did you know THAT, my dear?
His lover said, "That's easy. I didn't feel a thing."
Our Dear Friends!
Thank you very much for your patronage and we are looking forward to be in your service any time you need us!
We have 24/7 answering service and will get back to you once you leave us a message.
We'll do our best to make your visit to our exclusive office as pleasant as it can be, so you can keep smiling!
Have a wonderful day with great smile!
May God Bless You And Your Families!